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Things From The Mouth of ME!
 
well..i think everyone says some pretty stupid things in their time..but i tend to say more than the usual person. so here are some things that i have said..that are either really funny..or make no sense AT all!! *Note* only some of you may get what a few of these mean..lol. if your names beside it..thats who i said it to! 

Kaitie: "I heard you didn't need a magnifying glass"  *2 seconds later*  Me: "I heard you didn't need a magnifying glass"

"White, or black?..Lets Be Black!" -chantal

"WAAAHH, i'm SUPERMAN!" -chantal

"FIRE-IN-DEE-HOLE!!" -chantal

"haa, hoo, HOT, hmmm!" -chantal

"if i were you right now...oo your lucky i'm sittin over here" -chantal

"I thought ashphalt and cement were the same thing?" -swartz

"He's a ME-FEIN!" -jackie

"I'm feining...feining the COCK!" -jackie

"OMG YOUR NAKED!" -jackie

"YUUUUMMMMMY!" (said in a really funny voice)

"screw pullin' up your pants..their just gunna come down again" -kaitie

"i'd have him for desert with whip cream and a cherry on top" -kaitie

"i'd let him hit me" -kaitie n jackie

"yeeeah thats right!..pull that!!" -steph

"you have issuez...really bad issuez, but i bet mine are worse"

"oh he went to ed...SPECIAL ed!" -jackie

"I wanna be retarded, they get to make craftz all day!" -cat n chantal (said while standing outside room 109!!)

"FUCK YOUR A DICKFACE!"

"I HATE CHU!"

"ooh your just pullin ma shizzle!" -steph

"KYYYLEE!" -jackie

"blowjobs are for ammatures" -steph

"sorry, i dont do heads" -joel

"we already did number 7 YA STUPID!" -kaitie, cat, and the rest of Agar's math class in Gr.9

"REEEEALLLY??" -kaitie and cat

"awww...yyyyyyy??" -kaitie and cat

"Way to be T!...Way To be C!" -basketball

"I'm ALL ears Mr. Dougall" -Sie, and Kaitie

"I know this hand like the back of my place!" -Jess H

"Fuk you and the dick you suck on!!"

"...No, somethings wrong....He still has his shirt on" -kaitie!

"mmmm..yummy yummy cow" -said to kaitie while she was eating bacon..lmao

Mr.Richardson: "Its not a democracy...."   Me: "..Its a CHEERocracy!" -cat and tam (in history)

Mr. Hundey: "does anyone know what amphibious is?" *spence raises hand* "ok, spence....." Me: "REPTILE-LIKE!" (history class)

"Well i found team me...but i can't find team us!!" (chantal-@ b-ball camp)

"Isn't Butterball a turkey??" (new years eve)

"If you pick "intelligence"...do you get paired up with the nerds?" (Bre & Chantal..while filling out the Matchmaker thing)

"I want a baby.......Not THAT kind silly!" (jackie)

"My computer's being a guy!!" -Bre

"CAR!!!"..."LIGHTS"..."2 CARS!!" -Chantal, Kelley, and Bedard

"Hi, people call me Hammer; but right now, you can call me HammerD"