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How Do You Know When a Pizza's Done?
...well just ask us of course!
H&B--How do you
know when a pizza's done?
Random Person-- when
the timer goes off?
H&B-- okay, but
what if the timer doesnt work? And then all of a sudden, your smoke alarm goes off. so you grab your kids and you run
outside because your house is on fire. so while your watching your house burn, and the firemen are desperately trying to put
it out...all of a sudden you here a **ding**. what do you say then? "Well kids..i guess the pizzas done!!"
~Moral
of The Story--> Don't always rely on a timer to let you know when your pizza's done.~
I Love Tofu
So we're at MJ's house..and her mom asks us if we like tofu, because she's
making tofu stir fry for supper cuz MJ is a vegietarian. Bre is right wasted and says that she "LOVES TOFU!". We all nod our
heads, and then Laurie heads up stairs to make it.
......
So then Laurie calls us up for supper. We all go upstairs, get a plate
of stirfry and go down stairs to eat. After Bre takes her first bite she says..."OMG..this is REALLY good! I've never
had tofu before!!"
....*heres your sign!*
My Blender
So here we are, Me, Bre, and Bre's mom, driving home from Bre's Hockey
game. They won so Bre was in a really good mood, but really annoying cuz she was playing with this plastic bottle..but anyway.
As we're driving..all of a sudden Bre shouts "OWE MY BLENDER.......I..MEAN BLADDER!" I don't know WHAT she was thinking about.
Must have had the cake that we were going to bake for MJ when we got home on her mind.
Bre vs. Futon
So..we're all at MJ's once again, but this time Bre's RIGHT Hammered. I
was proud of her, but of course, i had to take care of her. So she was laying on the floor beside a bucket that I had brought
down to her. Well she went to get up..and here's how it goes...
Me: "BRE DON'T GET UP!!!"
*Bre Falls*
*Whacks Leg off the Futon*
Bre: "YOU BASTARD!! F*ck 'n piece of Sh*t!" (and others)
...so basically, Bre got mad at a Futon for whacking her leg off of it,
and giving herself a bruise, which added to the others she already had on her leg, but thats a WHOLE other story.
~Moral of The Story: Watch Out For The Futon's, Their Out To Get You!~
HisTROY (Part 1)
Let me tell you, i am SO upset that History class is over, and i bet Knip
is to, just because of the great entertainment we had! Now, Troy and Bre sat beside eachother for a good half of the year.
They never really got a long to well, so i am going to tell you one of MY personal favourites out of the many stories.
*Last Day of History Class*
*Spence walks by Troy To Give Him a High 5*
*Bre goes to grab Troy's Hair*
*Fingers Get Stuck*
*Troy Moves head*
*Bre "pulls" his hair*
Bre: "OMG I Am SO SORRY!"
Troy: *evil look on face* "Don't Talk!"
Bre: "I'm So Sorry!"
Troy: "Ya know your smarter when you DON'T talk!"
*silence*
Bre: "Awww you wanna hug?"
Troy: "Don't Touch Me!"
*Bre touches his arm*
*Troy punches Bre in leg* (there's the other bruise)
..and it just continues and continues. I will just leave it there for now.
Hope you enjoyed that as much as me and Knip did!
Bre's Favourite Drunk
Story (as told by Bre)
ok
so this one day after exams bre and mj were going to mj's house for an afternoon of good times...hammer was supposed to meet
us there at around 3 ish...
.....so
bre and mj walk in the house at 12 and immediatly start drinking like crazy! they do about 9 shots 2 beers 2 vodka and orange
juices and 1 whiskey and coke....now they are FUUUUCCCKKKEEEDDD bre can't walk and neither can mj...
....when
hammer gets there they are barley sitting up straight and bre cannot walk at all ! so she all of a sudden takes another shot
and goes omg im gunna puke so she runs upstairs with hammer in tow and throws her cookies...then the phone rings its mj's
boyfriend tim, then brent whos tims' friend wants to talk to bre so she stops puking and talks for like 2 seconds gets mad
throws the phone, then mj who was laughing at bre b-c uzshe was puking picks
up the phone and all of a sudden her face goes white and hammer was like mj are u ok and she throws the phone down and was
like im gunna puke.
...so Hammer was taking car of mj and bre picked up the phone and started talking
and then started laughing and all of a sudden bre was like i have to puke again and she runs to the toliet again and starts
pukin and hammer was like bre are u alive and bre says "hammer this is why the legal
drinking age is 19" so then hammer runs upstairs to see if mj's ok...
....she eventually peels us away from the toliets
that we were hugging pretty good i must say and takes us down stairs and says "geeze its a good thing im not puking or there
wouldn't be any more toliets!!"
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